
Have you ever had one of those not-so-proud parenting moments? I must say I have them more often then I would like. But out of all my mishaps… this one takes the cake. Any of my readers with small children or who care for small children need to read this!
First off… in my defense… we have eaten fruit on the beach many many times this summer. Apples, peaches, nectarines, and PLUMS. My children have had NO problem eating around the pits and then bringing me their trash. So of course I thought NOTHING of sitting the boys in their chairs for lunch… giving them each a plum… and then walking back into the kitchen to make their pb and j sandwiches.
Panic struck as I delivered Jack’s sandwich and noticed only half of a plum left… a pit less half of a plum. I immediately searched his mouth. Then his chair. Then the floor. There’s no way this kid swallowed a plum pit. Yet I couldn’t find it anywhere! I immediately called my girlfriend (who is a nurse and her husband is a doctor of internal medicine). I explained the situation and we marveled over the fact that Jack didn’t actually choke on the pit! How in the world it made it’s way down his esophagus is beyond me. We came to conclusion that it was either a really small pit, or hopefully it was a freaky pit less plum. We were concerned that the pit would create a blockage somewhere b/c the acids in the stomach would not be able to break it down.
So I monitored Jack each time he ate. His temperament and eating habits did not change one bit. I knew that I would not feel at ease until the dreaded pit came out in the wash (so to speak). I honestly started to feel like I was losing my mind. Could the plum have been pit less? If not, I was determined to find it. With each messy diaper I’d put on my digger hat, grab my chisel, and get to work. Didn’t you know that paleontology is one of the many hats I wear?
So have you ever wondered how long it takes to pass a plum pit through your system? Two days. Two fun filled days of searching and EUREKA! I made the discovery I was looking for. Thankfully, crisis adverted. I am not going to tell you it’s ok if your child swallows a pit b/c it will eventually come out. I am just lucky that Jack’s pit came and went without any problems. There is never a dull moment in my life…